Baseball Wonderments
Feb 14th, 2007 by shooterb
Here are just a few random thoughts to get the baseball season started. And probably a sign that I need serious psychological counseling.
How many mirrors do you think Alex Rodriguez has in his house?
Will George Steinbrenner be sent to some special subdivision of hell, simply because Satan himself doesn’t want to put up with the guy?
Did some perverted jokester purposely invent baseball terminology to include unlimited innuendo? (the high hard one, going deep, big stick, etc.)
Is there anyone on the planet that believes Barry Bonds became enormous by eating too many Twinkies?
Why do we enjoy silly unlikely movies more than accurate depictions of baseball on the big screen?
If Derek Jeter had a twin sister, would you feel a little weird about lusting after her?
Would a regular business survive if it was managed as ineptly as Major League Baseball?
Why isn’t Bud Selig standing directly behind some lard-ass in an unemployment line?
How intoxicated do you think Milton Bradley’s parents were when they decided on his name? And do you think Coco Crisp’s parents just had some serious munchies when they chose his moniker?
Is Roger Clemens a cyborg from the future?
Does anyone else hope that Michael Jordan takes another crack at baseball?
Am I the only one that wishes the Toronto Blue Jays played in an outdoor stadium?
Do you think the Cubs are becoming the National League version of the Yankees?
Why is the American League’s best pitcher playing for Minnesota?
Why are we so obsessed with Anna Benson, as if she is the only player’s wife/girlfriend to be a hot slut?
What do you think a Craig Counsell groupie looks like?
When Kerry Wood’s arm falls off, do you think they will display it in Cooperstown?
I need help…
Is that a pic of Anna Benson?
Is there a hidden message in the pictures?
I’ll bet Jeter has “hit that”
Funny.
Oh, geez, Shooter. I TOLD you I was depressed…….now I am depressed and laughing so hard that I can’t stop and my headache is screaming for a Tylenol. Keep it up, my friend, and I will come and visit for more doses of “Laughter is the Best Medicine.”
P.S. I mentioned you (albeit briefly and in the context of the Pirates) in my blog today. Just click on the link above and you will see what I mean.
Miracle…are you saying that there is some message behind that photo? I don’t think it’s intentional. I just looked up the photo on Google under the category “Anna Benson likes handling balls.” What kind of message could possibly be in that?
Chorizo…thanks. And hi.
Sleepless…actually, I think Vicodin is the best medicine. And laughter is the second best. But who knows?